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Saturday, June 18, 2011

11 days



In 11 days or 950400 seconds, my I'm-too-cool-for-shoes little baby girl fetus is expected to come.

Mycah who has her own distinct personality already:
kick mommy now...and wait for it...watch her catch her breath and go 'awww shes's kicking'...then DO NOT and i repeat DO NOT kick again so mommy looks psycho and versin

...hahahahahah sooo funny!

-clearly Wesley's humour -

Soon she will pop her head out of my vagina and shout: waaaaaah!

I'm so not scared. My grandmother did it 10 times...so like what's the fear?
uhm (clearing throat)

1. I will tear from my va-jay-jay to my bum
2. It's going to be too painful
3. What if I can't do it
4. What if there's something wrong?
5. What if I defecate will giving birth? >soooo embarrassing!<
6. What if I die?

:(

I'm KAK scared (pun not intended)

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